The following is a list of rules given to all new members who offer their soul to the Republican Party.

1. The president of the United States shall be treated as a god. You shall not question him ever, as to do so would indicate that you are unpatriotic and probably a terrorist.
2. If the president is a Democrat you shall ignore #1 and do whatever you can to get the president impeached.
3. Taxes are evil. You shall never discuss the fact that taxes pay for education, law enforcement, and many other important things.
4. You shall strictly interpret the Constitution, as long as that strict interpretation lines up with party politics. In other words, ignore the separation of church and state, and really really ignore Amendments #1, 4, 8, and 11. But never ignore the Second Amendment, especially when an NRA executive offers you money.
5. Always remember, if you might lose an argument or for whatever reason might not get your way, be sure to attack the character of the person who is getting his or her way. There does not need to be any bit of truth in the accusation.
6. Fear is your friend, use it often.
7. Gay people are evil. If a Republican is accused of being gay then he probably is, so avoid mentioning him at all costs.
8. Tradition is extremely important, even when the cost of tradition is death or destruction, and even when you're not sure why it's important.
9. God gave humans the planet to do with as they please, so use as much fossil fuel as possible while you still can.
10. Generalizations are your friend, be sure to use them all the time.